Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go. It was my last year at camp I was in the oldest age group around 15 years old who were CITS. Feeling like the man, I figured that continuing the fling that I had the summer before camp isn't a great idea, and that I should try to hook up with the younger chicks. Seemed like a great idea at the time. It wasn't.
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This is a stinky smear, some really smelly shit ground into the carpet. After spending about one second investigating, I turn to the girl and say something along the lines of, "Oh my God, my roommate shit on the floor.
Unfortunately, her roommate is there and we can't. Being a gentleman, I offer to walk her back, figuring I could at least make out a little bit more on the way to her place.
Surprisingly, she refuses my offer, saying that we can stay in my room, shit on the floor and all. I think I laughed in her face, asked her if she was serious and, after finding out that she was, decided that it might not be the worst idea.
I mean, if I was gonna sleep in there, I might as well have some company, right? Before we get down to business, though, I have to find my roommate and tell him that I need the room for the night.
I heard the shower going, so I stepped into the bathroom which is completely destroyed - shit stains on the sinks and hand dryers, toilet paper everywhere, poop smeared all over both stalls ask my roommate if he pooped in the room he groaned in response and then if I could have the place for the night another groan - All clear!
So I head back in there with the girl, my roommate grabs some stuff and clears out, the girl and I proceed to get naked and - of course - I can't get it up.
We ended up passing out in the poop room pretty quickly thereafter. After the girl left the next morning, I go out into the common area to wake up my roommate so he can clean up the room. He doesn't know what happened, but gladly cleans everything up.
After laughing about it with him for a while, I decide to hit the shower not the one he was in the night beforeonly to find that my shower sandals had shit all over them. Turns out he had shit on those and wiped his ass with the sleeve of my dress shirts.
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I packed a bag and stayed at a friend's dorm for the next 3 nights. Still friends with the roommate though, actually ended up living in the same building as him all four years of college.
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I'd broken up with my first serious boyfriend several months before and was just starting to feel fully healed, so I decided that that weekend would be an excellent weekend to meet a cute guy and see what transpired. My best friend, Stephanie, had a group of friends in Boulder that I was pleased to discover were fairly normal people.
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Dressed as a sheep, I made my way out to the bars with them and began to drink heavily, as I did in those days. I had my eyes on a good-looking guy dressed as Tyler Durden whose name now escapes me.
He and I had some interesting political discussions this was mere days before the presidential electionsbut I blew it when I got too drunk, things weren't happening, and I declared to him and everyone else within earshot, "I'm gonna hook up with someone tonight! I began to flirt with another guy, who was dressed as a Domino's delivery man and whose name I do indeed remember: Bob. Follow today.
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The former ambassador later apologised for his remarks and admitted that he did not have any data to back them up. Angeles City, Philippines - Weekends are busy on Fields Avenue in Balibago. Young women greet meandering men and invite them into the bars that line the street.
Male travellers from Asia, Australia, the US, Europe and the Middle East constitute the bulk of the arrivals at Clark Airport, a former US military airbase.
From there, many flock to the bars and clubs of Fields Avenue - and to the impoverished young women who work there.
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